Standing in Line

I hate standing in line. Unfortunately, it's something I can't avoid. Fine I can accept lines. What I can't accept is the retard that pops up once in a while and decides to stand next to you instead of behind you. What the fuck are these people doing? Is the activity at the post office counter, or wherever, so exciting that they don't want to miss at thing? Perhaps they have a seeing malady and think they are behind me. It makes me uncomfortable. Get the hell behind me you jackass? Are you jockeying to slip in front of me if I look away? That's not gonna happen. Then what is it? Why can't you just get behind me. I promise, I won't fart on you...much. That brings me to another thing. It's standing IN line not standing ON line. I haven't physically stood ON line since I was in the military. So, unless there is an actual painted line on the floor that you are standing on, then you are standing IN line. And while you are standing IN line...stay the fuck behind me!