Thursday, May 10, 2007

Big Mouths, Story Tellers and Liars

What's the deal with the three types of people mentioned in the subject line? Sometimes I come across a real 'winner' who possesses all of these traits. Big mouths just can't keep their yaps shut. They hear some juicy gossip and feel compelled to spread it around. What is their reward for this? Do people praise them for delivering such wonderful tidbits of personal information? If they're lucky, people will forget who said what. Otherwise they will end up a very uninformed and lonely individual.

Story tellers are also liars but liars are not necessarily story tellers. For example, if you deny breaking something, you are a liar. A story teller, however, will come up with some elaborate bullshit to explain away the item that is broken. I think story tellers are worse than liars because I think liars are just out to protect their interest. Story tellers insult your intelligence with the shit that comes out of their mouth. More often than not, story tellers are lonely, boring people. They make up shit to enhance their pathetic existence. Just save us all some trouble and jump off a bridge. At least the end of your life would be interesting.

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