Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Stupid Useless Ticks



What the hell is the purpose of a tick? Stupid tiny, bloodsucking freak of the insect world. I can accept that the filthy housefly has a purpose but these disease-bearing parasites do nothing for the world. They are small, sneaky bugs that can swell up, almost to the size, of a grape after sucking on your blood or the blood of a pet. I've tried drowning these things, running them through the washer and dryer to no avail. Only fire kills these things. Anyway, I thought I'd vent since the weather is finally warmer and these creatures will be making an appearance in the woods near you. Death to ticks! Huzzah!

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