Nutty Filipinos Mimic Christ

What's the deal with Filipinos reenacting the passion of Christ? I mean, if they are true Christians, then they know that Jesus did this for a specific reason, and he agonized in the garden over the events he would eventually go through. They should be praising him, not getting nails driven thru their hands. What's the point? Do they really think Jesus is clasping his hands under his chin and thinking 'How wonderful?" I think he is massaging his nail holes and shaking his head at such a ridiculous spectacle. This is borderline idolatry and definite lunacy. Although this doesn't really grind my gears, it's causing them to smoke a little trying to figure out why grown people would want to mutilate themselves like this.

Apologies Apologies

Hehe, Kramer.

So I'm watching NBC News at 5:16 AM which is right now when I see a story about Don Imus from the radio show Imus in the morning. Apparently he was trying to be funny and was talking about the Rutgers U girls basketball team, and he said something like "They're rough, they've got lots of tattoos, they are some nappy-headed ho's." Now lots of people are pretty pissed off, which I suppose is understandable. Then I saw a poll on NBC news asking should he be reprimanded Yes or No, etc, etc. That is what reminded me how much I hate when someone like Mel Gibson, Michael Richards, that black guy from Grey's Anatomy and others say something some people may find distasteful and therefore either have to apologize, go into anger management classes, rehab, or otherwise. This bugs me more than anything you could possibly imagine, and why is that do you ask? Because it seems that the only people who ever have to apologize are those who offend a special interest group or minority group in this country.

You see, apparently the only people who really have freedom of speech in this country are anyone who is not a member of any kind of majority. If you're white and conservative, you pretty much can't open your mouth. It bugs me that people have to apologize all the time, I mean you do have freedom of speech in this country or at least you are supposed to have. The way I always understood it when I was a kid is that you could pretty much do and say whatever you wanted to as long as you stopped short of taking away someone else's civil rights. That was it, you didn't worry about hurting feelings, you didn't worry about any of that shit because you were allowed to. And these stupid people who scream for apologies are the same ones saying that the President is Big Brother, and they don't even realize that it's this sort of political correctness that is bringing about 1984 in a big way. One of the biggest things in 1984 was double think, meaning that you have to think twice before you say anything for fear you will offend big brother or others pretty much. I don't know how to go on here, I just get pissed off when people scream for apologies and I think I get even more pissed off when the other people give them. If I were to get famous I would try and scream lots of racial and offending epithets until I was no longer famous. It just grinds my gears. Don't be a pussy. You said something, so fucking what, no big deal.

Shut the Fuck up!

I see this car sitting outside a house today. It's sitting there for a little while and then she starts laying on the horn. Honk, honk, honk....ARGGHH. It's a beautiful day, get the fuck out of your car and knock on the door you lazy shit! Cripes! Instead you sit on your ass and disturb the whole neighborhood with your obnoxious blasts. I hate lazy shits like that!

Cheap Shitty Beer

I hate real cheap beer. I can't stand beer like Natural Ice, Hurricane, Colt 45 or any of the other cases that cost under 13 dollars. I don't know what the jerkoffs put in this shit at the breweries, but I swear if it's hops, barley, and water, then the water must be polluted, the hops must be rotten, and the barley must actually be cyanide. The stuff is terrible! You drink it, and first it tastes bad, and that's pretty bad, but okay fine, you deal with that, you suck down 5 or 6 of them and you're starting to get buzzed so the taste improves. It's still bad, but you just don't give a shit anymore. But then what happens? You wake up the next day with your head full of little motherfuckers pouding on the inside and the outside of it with hammers. Because you've just ingested probably about 10 beers worth (I say 10 beers, because if you're buying shitty beer like that you're not doing it to enjoy one or two with dinner, you're out to get hammered) of the shittiest ingredients on god's green earth. You're practically poisoning yourself, and why? Why does the beer company have to use the absolute worst ingredients they can find? It has to be possible for them to find decent materials and still charge the same price, thereby still being able to turn a profit. That's why I'm done with all of that crap, from now on the worst beer I'll drink, and even this would be a rarity would be Budweiser. After all: Das Leben Ist Zu Kurz Um Sheiss Bier Zu Trinken.

The Ohio Buckeyes

I get real pissed off as I did last night when I see a better team lose to a worse team in any sport. There should be no such thing. I'm settling down to watch a nice sports game knowing that my team is the better one, so I've got a few beers, some snacks maybe, and I watch the game. When all of a sudden little junior baby sonofabitch point guard can't make the plays he's supposed to, the assholes on the rest of the team are missing almost every shot they take and I'm dangerously close to just putting some porn on and watching some big titties flopping around because sports just got gay.

If you're the better team, win the god damn game. That's your job, it's not hard, I expect a win, I should damn well get a win! I mean what would have happened if instead of attacking Trenton, NJ on Christmas 1776 and winning like he was supposed to, George Washington left all of his weapons, half his troops, and went over to attack the Hessians/English with his dick in his hands? I'll tell you what would have happened, we'd be stuck here eating fucking fish and chips and still be completely oblivious to the wonders of modern dentistry because we'd have Prince William here pushing us around. Is that what you want Ohio State, you want the king of England to just come into your house and start poking you in the chest, going through your fridge and eating the last of your cookie dough ice cream? No, of course you don't, so win the fucking game like you're supposed to next time, or the Conshequenshes will be dire.

Possibly the Biggest Monkey Wrench in My Life Gears.

Niggers.

[edit] Alright, originally just posted for comedic aspects, I'd just thought I'd expand a bit. It's not necessarily black people alone, but it's the particular blacks who act like animals all the time. They're rude, loud, obnoxious, arrogant, lazy, and irritating. They have no regard for other people's peace of mind, or even wholeness of body seeing as they raise the murder rate in Philly and other cities to absurd amounts. They grind my gears. So very very much.

Office Worker Nonsense Emails

I can't stand when jerkoffs in an office setting do the stupidest shit. You get an email that's about 5 pages long and if you scroll down and read from the bottom up the emails will read like this with each of these emails being from another sender:

Email 1: John, there's a problem with invoice 13-a, we're about 300 dollars over our cost budget. Steve.
Email 2: George, FYI and appropriate action. John. CC: Bill
Email 3: George and John, there should be some action taken here. Bill. CC: Bob
Email 4: George, John, Bill, see emails below, I'd like to have a meeting to discuss a candid and appropriate response and pro-active movement on the subject matter listed. Bob.
Email that should be sent, but never is, we'll call it 5: Bob, George, John, Bill, can you please get your fucking act together, all I needed was a signature and you guys are here pussyfooting around jerking each other off, writing nonsense emails and blind or regular carbon copying any number of different vice-presidents in the company so that they can see that you know how to answer emails in an appropriately bureaucratic way, saying absolutely nothing in no less than 20 words. Dicks. Just sign the fucking paper.

You see, it is this type of shit that really grinds my gears. Unfortunately noone ever writes those emails that really need to be written to put those arrogant, sniveling, yes-men, "who moved my cheese" reading motherfuckers in their god damned place. Just fucking sign the paper asshole! This doesn't require meetings, it doesn't require phone calls, it requires nothing at all, no higherups need to be notified on some silly paperwork mishap. Just fucking sign it you pretentious fucks!