Ignorant Whore

So the wife takes a seat on a plane. She has an aisle seat. Before boarding she had checked to see if there were any upgrades but there were none but she was pleased to see that the middle seat was empty. (Elbow room is wonderful on these flying cattle cars) That didn't last. The middle seat was soon taken by a child. Okay, who cares. But this filthy whore of a woman comes up to her and starts getting on her ass in a real obnoxious fashion to get my wife to move to a middle seat so she could sit with one of her 4 kids. Now maybe if she would have asked nicely and it wasn't a coast to coast flight my wife may have acquiesced. But this bitch is giving her a real attitude like it's my all my wife's problem. Well she didn't move and I'm glad she stayed put. Fuck that ignorant cunt! The middle seat was still available right before boarding so obviously this woman and her younglings got on at the last minute. Be grateful you got a seat, shut the fuck up, and get your kid after the flight. It wouldn't kill you to be nice you bag of horse-shit.

Impatient Whore

So there I am, waiting in line to get my morning coffee and bagel at Dunkin' Donuts. There's this pointy, bony bitch in front of me. She is ordering like 2 or 3 giant boxes of coffee and then ordered 2-3 dozen donuts. Not " give me a mix" but specifically picking out each different one. There's a crowd at the counter. Some other guy was ordering a couple dozen donuts. But she then belches out: "How much longer is this going to take? I can't stay much longer." They tell her they are brewing fresh pots to fill her dumpster-sized boxes of coffee. She gets all pissed off and starts cawing at them that "it should have been done by now." Are you kidding? Did you think they would tell everyone else waiting that all the coffee is gone because you and the caffeine-camels you are ordering for have sucked it all down? No! There is a balance to the way things are done. You don't command the services of the entire staff at your whim. You ordered a lot, now be patient while they fill that order. Christ! Get there earlier if you are running late. Either way, shut the fuck up.

Holy Krishna! It's Telemarketing Hell

I'm sure we've all been in this situation. You call customer service and you get some Indian babbling to you in broken English. What makes things worse is they ask you questions and you are constantly saying "can you repeat that?" because you can't understand what the fuck it is they are saying!

I just got off the phone with one of these types and all I wanted to know is what the tracking number was for the part they promised to overnight to me. They said 'call back in an hour and we'll have the number'. Call back in an hour? I asked if the part shipped and they said 'yes.' What take so fucking long to answer my question??? So I'm guessing it takes an hour to get a hold of someone over here in America to tell them what the number is. Or maybe they tied a message to a cow and nudged it in my direction. Holy Jebus! What the hell is going on with America? Has big corporation become so fucking greedy that they can't even splurge on the pittance that American telemarketers make to keep jobs over here? Greedy, scumbag pieces of shit! Hitler is waiting for you people in hell!

Happy Memorial Day

To my fellow veterans and to all those currently serving. A Memorial Day greeting to you all. I'd like to reprint a poem below by Theodore O'Hara titled "The Bivouac of the Dead."

The muffled drum's sad roll has beat

The soldier's last tattoo'

No more on life's parade shall meet

That brave and fallen few;

On Fame's eternal camping ground

Their silent tents are spread;

But Glory guards with solemn round

The bivouac of the dead.

God Bless you all.

R.I.P. ,my old shipmate, Kyle Peterson who has been sleeping beneath the waves these past 18 years.

Stupid Drivers (again)

Not much to say except I watched 4 cars blow through 4 different lights out on the road this morning. WTF people? I swear to Christ, and you can print this and present it at my trial, if someone broadsides me because they ran a red light I will murder them.

PAY ATTENTION while you're driving

Don't you hate it when you're behind an ignorant asshole who can't seem to pay attention to his/her driving? This seems to happen more often than not. Today's retard was some old bastard who sat at a green light while the cars in front of him drove on. He snapped out of it just in time to make the red light. I don't like using the horn so I screamed out the window instead "PAY ATTENTION!" The light changes and he drives and then he slows down for no reason. Then he brakes. Then he drives. Finally he finds the street he wants and almost comes to a complete stop before making the right turn. I should have thrown a handful of bolts at him as I drove past. Why are old antique people driving still? I one time saw an old bag cruise right through a red light. She was going slow enough where you can see she was oblivious to it. Just a wrinkled old dinosaur without a clue in the world. Thank Christ nobody got hurt. Stupid bag of dust. Just have renal failure and die already before you kill someone.

The Pot Calling the Kettle Black

In my opinion, I think former president Carter may be smoking peanuts instead of growing them. Whether you like Bush or hate him you have to admit that it is pretty nutty (no pun intended) for Jimmy Carter to call Bush's international relations the worst in history. This is the guy who got nothing accomplished while our people were hostages in Iran. He's just jumping on the Bush-bashing bandwagon and trying to reflect the waning sunlight of the public eye before his star burns out in the night sky. Go back to building houses. It's the one great thing you did.